If you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands.

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I will never not reblog this

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(Source: anachronica, via engrprof)



I took another 50cc of fluid off of that very nice lady’s knee, and today the doc said my joint-draining skills were “as slick as owl shit”. 

I should probably definitely ask this guy for a letter, right?